Mars

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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charlataninred

Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.

meraarts

Might I add:

The defeat of the wizard who made people choose how they’d be to be executed

The woman who raised the changeling alongside her biological child

The human who died of radiation poisoning after repairing the spaceship

eater-of-hopes-and-dreams

The adventures of a space roomba

Cinderella finding Araura (and falling in love)

I don’t know a snappy description but the my nemesis cynthia story certainly lives in my head

blitzlowin

hilariously, these are almost all in my fic tag. so, a compiled list from the notes (and some extras):

  1. The God of Arepo (graphic novel 1 / 2 / 3) (ebook)
  2. The Monster of Sentan
  3. The Witch’s Cat
  4. Raise Both Children
  5. Stabby the Roomba (honorable mention)
  6. Cinderella Marries the Prince (comic)
  7. My Arch Nemesis Cynthia
  8. Pirates and Mermaid
  9. Eindred and the Witch
  10. The Demon King
  11. The Cornerwitch
  12. Grandmother Beetroot
  13. Apocalypse Daycare Worker
  14. Grandmother Accidentally Summons a Demon
  15. New Year Saga
  16. A Story About Changelings
  17. Ranger in the King’s Forest
  18. The Difference Between a Hare and a Rabbit
  19. Goblin Men (Canines)
charlataninred

I am in love with you /p

luxflora

Evil Chancellor Traytor

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Humans are unstoppable…Until they aren’t.

what about the one with the time travelling witch who buys herself from a royal family and raises herself to be a witch
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neuronary

if i sell nudes to pay for top surgery can i call them limited edition

neuronary

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uh oh

neuronary

alright fuck it. yous have blown up my notifications for three days. put your money where your mouths are.

 i’m getting top surgery in january. i need to get £1500 together by christmas to have the full cost saved up. i will be taking 150 pictures of my boobs and printing them as physical photographs so this shit really is limited edition. 50 will be sexy, 50 will be goofy, and 50 will be themed. they will come with stickers and a thank you note. they will not have my face in them. these fuckers will be paying rent in their final months so help me god.

the pictures will be available for purchase from the 20th of november for one month only. details to follow.

if anybody is feeling generous before that time, my paypal is neuronary.n.neuronary@gmail.com. i really sincerely appreciate anything anyone can give, so thank you so much.

 to put that big number in context, if everyone who has liked this post was able to donate £1, i would have more than enough to afford the surgery.

neuronary

hey so like. if you rbd the original please also reblog this version.

good luck homie
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puirell-deactivated20221122

writers will really have a doc titled ‘fic planning’ and then it’s just blank

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writers will say “i’m going to write!” and then do something else with the doc open in the background

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writers will literally put out the most heart-wrenching and devastating piece of fiction that’s a million times better than the source and go haha hope you liked :)

puirell-deactivated20221122

writers will have a life changing event happen to them (married, natural disaster, accident etc etc) and then still manage to put out an incredible fic and go ‘sorry this was 0.394838373 seconds late guys :(‘

puirell-deactivated20221122

writers will go ‘love writing!’ and then don’t write for 10 years

puirell-deactivated20221122

anyway i love writing and i love writers

puirell-deactivated20221122

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now hold on a goddamned second

puirell-deactivated20221122

writers will complain about this post while continuing to not write

dduane

(chuckle)

neil-gaiman

All of the above. And everything else as well.

official-lucifers-child

NEIL GAIMAN????

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city-upon-a-hill

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The nuns who took care of the building are thrilled that skaters saved the church. They even let the skaters push them around on the skateboards.

legalinthevoid

I looked it up to verify and found not only that one but also

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the-errant-bard

If they make another Tony Hawk, this needs to be in there

hexmaniacmareen

I wanted to read more about the nuns so here it is from their facebook page:

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Also, the building is currently closed and theyre raising money to get the remodeling needed

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https://sk8liborius.com/

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demilypyro

Imagine having the money to solve world hunger and just not doing it. What kind of person acts like that. Why would you not want to be "the guy who solved world hunger"

demilypyro

If you solved world hunger you could spend the rest of your life having as shitty of a personality as you want. You'd still be the guy who solved world hunger. Nobody would be able to criticize after that. Why would you not

demilypyro

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We are not speaking in hypotheticals here